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21

Aug

azulskies:

just when you thought it couldn’t get worse.  gross :(

creeper status

azulskies:

just when you thought it couldn’t get worse.  gross :(
creeper status

18

Aug

Blood on the hospital bed. I touched it.
- on accident, I don’t have some sick blood fetish.

Blood on the hospital bed. I touched it.
- on accident, I don’t have some sick blood fetish.

the only video game i ever started and finished by myself. I need a psp again.

the only video game i ever started and finished by myself. I need a psp again.

08

Aug

fuckyeahfacts:


More than 50% of people in the world have never made or reveived a telephone call. On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

Submitted by                                                     jappyj


i want this.in my room. for all my random facts to be stored.

fuckyeahfacts:

More than 50% of people in the world have never made or reveived a telephone call.

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

Submitted by jappyj

i want this.in my room. for all my random facts to be stored.

Her Morning Elegance / Oren Lavie (via QuarterPastWonderful)

06

Aug

alizness:

Last night was amazing, this was definitely the highlight.

I can’t believe I got to witness Gwen Stefani and Katy Perry on the same stage.

The males of some species (including bees, baboons, rats, squirrels,scorpions, mice, and spiders) create a “mating plug” after sex which prevents other males from having sex with the same female

fuckyeahfacts:

The mating plug is a gelatinous compound which is inserted in the female’s vagina after copulation. When it hardens, it prevents other males from having sex with the female. This is useful in the case of bee-hives where there may be thousands of males wanting to have sex with the queen. When a drone in the beehive has had sex with the queen, his entire genitalia detaches to form the plug – which also means that he dies shortly after. Future drones who wish to mate with the queen must forcibly remove the plug.

(source)

good way to keep your wife from cheating..?

04

Aug

sarahschneider:

I cannot get enough of this Auto-Tune the News series by The Gregory Brothers.
yess
thisiswhyyourefat:


The Jack Tripper
A burger topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce and onion rings.
(Submitted by Kim T via reaglebeaglechicago)


this looks fucking delicious

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Jack Tripper

A burger topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce and onion rings.

(Submitted by Kim T via reaglebeaglechicago)

this looks fucking delicious

Rice needs more water to grow than any other crop.

fuckyeahfacts:

(The Amazing Book Of Useless Information)
hah.

situcas:

AMAZING!
so cool

gabby day

ninja-ing around the house whispering the ‘unseen cannot be seen’ as my grandma saw us, gabby yells FAIL!
lol, made my day.

31

Jul

oooh so thats what hes prince of?!

oooh so thats what hes prince of?!

29

Jul

Shwizzeltastic!

roololing:

In one of my posts, I discovered “shwizzeltastic” was a word according to spell-checker.
Just now, I found out that, according to spell-checker,

- shwizzeltasti - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastia - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastib - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastic - duh
- shwizzeltastid - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastie - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastif - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastig - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastih - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastii - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastij - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastik - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastil - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastim - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastin - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastio - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastip - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiq - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastir - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastis - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastit - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiu - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiv - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiw - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastix - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiy - apparently a word
- shwizzeltastiz - apparently a word

And if i search “swizzeltastic” on Google, there are no results!

AND if instead of putting any letter at the end of “shwizzeltasti”, you put two, spell-checker would mark it as incorrect.

“itsatlezziwhs”(“shwizzeltasti” backwards) is spelled right too!

WTF!?

aehiilssttwzz too….
ANY word with all those letters and one optional extra letter will be marked as correct on the spell-checker! This is freeeeeaking weird.

The only words in this whole post spell-checker marked wrong are “WTF” and “freeeeeaking”.

PLEASE FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO love you! mean it…

28

Jul

MAD HATTER..i wanna watch it so badly. so bad.